Ok, What Happened to the NFL???

Ya know, it seems to me that things are just not right in the universe.  Maybe an asteroid passed too close and set things on a bit of a different orbit.  Not much, not even noticeable to most people.  But just enough to totally mess with the NFL season!

Here's what I mean:  The Raiders are on top of the AFC West, with Denver in second.  They have ridiculously unimpressive records.  San Francisco has the No. 1 defense in the NFC (huh?) and an offense well into the lower half (I think it's 12th, but I can't check, cuz I'm at work and it's the IT control-freak sports-porn thing).  And they have the 2nd best record in football.  Not the West, not in the NFC, but in FOOTBALL.  The whole league. 

It's just not right.  The records and stats aren't matching up.  My handicapper husband just shakes his head and mumbles.

And how does Green Bay let Tampa in the game at all?  "The Battle of the Bays" shouldn't have been at all this year. 

My Bears- fan son-in-law is sad that Cutler will be out for the rest of the season.  Since when is anyone sad that Cutler is sitting?  Not that I'm happy he's hurt, I'm not, but he is usually the other teams' best quarterback.  But then, who do they have on the bench???  Hmmmmm. 

I hope the planets jiggle themselves back into proper position, because this is just nuts.  After the Niners clinch, of course...